March 7, 2010
In Japan at a ton of sit-down restaurants they have a button you press when you’re ready to order, and later, when you need service. This is fucking rad. You have all the time in the world to look the menu over, which is bomb if you can’t make up your mind and need to get philosophical with the menu for an hour. Like me. Can I have this back home? I don’t think so. I wonder if this is good. I should probably eat this while I’m here for the experience. But fuck, I sure do want a Hamburg(er) Additionally, when you need a drink refill or have the naked girl you’re eating sushi off of rotated (or slapped around a little to make her cry. Nothing wets my appetite more than a crying sex slave), you get a server out immediately. Instead of having to wait to make eye contact or wave a homie down, you can just buzz them. This probably makes service like 3-5x more efficient.

In Japan at a ton of sit-down restaurants they have a button you press when you’re ready to order, and later, when you need service. This is fucking rad. You have all the time in the world to look the menu over, which is bomb if you can’t make up your mind and need to get philosophical with the menu for an hour. Like me.

Can I have this back home? I don’t think so. I wonder if this is good. I should probably eat this while I’m here for the experience. But fuck, I sure do want a Hamburg(er)

Additionally, when you need a drink refill or have the naked girl you’re eating sushi off of rotated (or slapped around a little to make her cry. Nothing wets my appetite more than a crying sex slave), you get a server out immediately. Instead of having to wait to make eye contact or wave a homie down, you can just buzz them. This probably makes service like 3-5x more efficient.

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